the attic monologues transcripts

Episode 1: The Stars Are Fire

"21/09/21 Voice Note 1: the sad one about stars"

Episode 2: For the Trees

"26/09/21 Voice Note 2: trees and skeletons i guess"

Episode 3: A Bird's Eye View

"29/09/21 Voice Note 3: shopping list - MILK

29/09/21 Voice Note 4: AN-AR-CHY! AN-AR-CHY! (& arson)"

Episode 4: Rust

"03/10/21 Voice Note 5: to die. to sleep; to sleep, perchance to dream."

Episode 5: In the Walls

"07/10/21 Voice Note 6: ghosts and haunted houses and birds oh my!"

Episode 6: Caramel and Clove

"13/10/21 Voice Note 7: we're going on an adventureeee???

13/10/21 Voice Note 8: on location: the caramel and clove cafe"

Episode 7: Undreamed Shores

"27/10/21 Voice Note 9: the ~future~

27/10/21 Voice Note 10: if the sea tried to eat you would that be messed up or what"

Episode 8: Once More Unto the Breach

"30/10/21 Voice Note 11: eyeliner mishaps

30/10/21 @bananalola good to see we can all agree on something ^_^ #mostdrunk #ilovemyfriends

30/10/21 Voice Note 12: themed snaccs

30/10/21 @bananalola throwing a little too much shade #passthephone #ilovemyfriends

31/10/21 Voice Note 01: shakespeare is rolling in his grave (affectionate)

31/10/21 Voice Note 13: the mandatory bathroom breakdown :)"

Episode 9: I Think Upon Hellfire

"31/10/21 Voice Note 14: Halloween is wild enough without any spooky stories about mirrors"

Episode 10: Yours Sincerely

"13/11/21 Voice Note 15: "[nervous laughter] what the f-"

Episode 11: Slipping

"You've reached Mx Nyx! I'm probably rooting through my bag trying to find my phone right now, and I'll answer in 3, 2, 1… in which case, I'm probably asleep. Or my phone is under my laundry. Or dead! That's a very real possibility. Though whether I'm talking about me or my phone is up for debate. You should probably just text me, it's easier."

Episode 12: Like a Writing Desk

"16/11/21 Voice Note 16: lonelyyyy, i'm so lonelyyyy"

Episode 13: Nights Like These

"24/11/21 Voice Note 17: breakdown baking hours"

Episode 14: The Man of Many Turns

"28/11/21 Voice Note 02: So we're doing this, I guess"

Episode 15: Author's Notes I

Episode 16: By Any Other Name

"16/01/22 Voice Note 18: life goes on, i guess

23/01/22 Voice Note 19: life update #2

23/01/22 Voice Note 20: shopping list

23/01/22 Voice Note 21: SWEETCORN

25/01//22 Voice Note 22: this is going to go so badly but we move

30/01/22 Voice Note 23: 'The sun with one eye vieweth all the world'

06/02/22 Voice Note 24: actually screw this"

Episode 17: [Where Men May Read] Strange Matters

"07/02/22 Voice Note 25: oh yay so now the books are creepy too

07/02/22 Voice Note 26: language research? me?"

Episode 18: Merely Players

"13/02/22 Voice Note 27: do you love your art? how much? [feat. Hurricane Lola and the Lonelyhearts Brigade]

Episode 19: All the World's a Stage

"18/02/22 Voice Note 28: the story explained (not)

18/02/22 Voice Note 29: notes on The Romance PlanTM"

Episode 20: These Violent Delights

."19/02/22 Voice Note 3: good as gold ;)
19/02/22 Voice Note 4
19/02/22 Voice Note 5
19/02/22 Voice Note 6
AN/RN#202202-A - nebula ab auga vega"

Midseason Q&A

Our writer and producer answer your questions about this season, and go on tangents about tea crimes, dog crimes, and all things Narnia.

Bonus Episode 1: The Shattered City

There is a city, somewhere you can only find if you know what you're looking for - or you're just a little too unlucky...

Season 1 Q&A

Our writer and director return to answer your questions about Season 1 - featuring meta within meta, the suffering of invented languages, and the cat being finally out of the bag.

Episode 21: If This Be Magic

"AN/RN#202202-B - myrk'ante veder [the dark before the storm]

AN/RN#202202-C - actum tveir [act two]

19/02/22 Voice Note 30: if this be magic, let it be an art lawful as eating

20/02/22 Voice Note 7: if you hear this, im sorry"

Episode 22: Birds of a Feather

"AN/RN#202202-D - svella et ruina [the rise and the fall]

AN/RN#202202-E - sola primas [the lonely protagonist]

22/02/22 Voice Note 31: can i see the forest for the trees?

22/02/22 Voice Note 32: all these people

22/02/22 Voice Note 8: if you hear this, tell him im sorry"

Episode 23: A Heavy Heart

"AN/RN#202202-F - therr sa-ne? [why you?]
AN/RN#202202-G - uppruni icari [the origins of icarus]
28/02/22 Voice Note 9 - im repeating myself, but i mean every word
AN/RN#202202-H - reconcilare elska [the lovers reunited]"

Episode 24: The Shelves of Stone

"AN/RN#202203-A - i mundum annarr [in another world]

AN/RN#202203-B - ir plutei lapidus [into the shelves of stone]"

Episode 25: Welcome to Trinovantum

"AN/RN#202203-C - allr stefna inevitabilis [everything repeats eventually]
AN/RN#202203-D - ir trinovantum fagna [welcome to trinovantum]"

Episode 26: Freedom

"AN/RN#202203-E - unus eptir [the one left behind]
04/03/22 Voice Note 10: a good lie
AN/RN#202203-F - miriam efla [a surprise appearance]
AN/RN#202203-G - de gora ousia [the thing about magic]"

Episode 27: There Is Method In't

"AN/RN#202203-H - actum hverfa [the vanishing act]
AN/RN#202203-I - en-ne mendacium non sa mendacium [when is a lie not a lie]"

Episode 28: What's in a Name?

"AN/RN#202203-J segnitia skalm [the weapon of inaction]
AN/RN#202203-K phoenix, corvus, cornicula [phoenix, raven, crow]
AN/RN#202203-L heilagr machina [forbidden machines]
AN/RN#202203-M likr mater likr filia [like mother like daughter]"

Episode 29: Active/Passive

"AN/RN#202203-N termini, et sinr vanta [of endings, and their lack]
Voice Note 33: all around me are familiar faces
Voice Note 34: work with me on this, universe
AN/RN#202203-O aestum ab allr gora nytta [the tide eats away at all things]"

Episode 30: A Drop of Water

"AN/RN#202203-P raundeos sa numquam horskr [to test the gods is never wise]
AN/RN#202203-Q consequentia [consequence]
AN/RN#202203-R oraculi kveda [the mentor speaks]
AN/RN#202203-S tuar-ne definitio termini saell? [what is your definition of a happy ending?]
Voice Note 35: talk to me"

Midseason Q&A

Our writer and producer answer your questions about this season, including how the characters would survive in other podcasts, DnD classes, and the death of the author.

Bonus Episode 2: Raven's Monologue

Once upon a time, a boy grew wings...

Bonus Episode 3: First Day

There is a world, in which everything changed…